no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.