Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me