I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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