I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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