Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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