Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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