I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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