Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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