whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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