there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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