ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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