You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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