between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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