when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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