i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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