Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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