I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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