wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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