Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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