Sponge bath it is.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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