3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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