Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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