You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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