I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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