what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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