she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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