Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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