He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
