dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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