Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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