A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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