I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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