That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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