tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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