the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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