Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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