i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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