Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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