Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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