I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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