I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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