I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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