There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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