im six kinds of drunk right now
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I need to calm my uterus...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
