I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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