Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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