i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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