apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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