just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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I didn't notice because vodka
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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