i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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