Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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