so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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