it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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