My Higher Power is John Stamos
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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