I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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