Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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